That damn OS quiz

I didn't take it a while ago, because, well, it only encourages them. But I was bored, so:

I am

Would it really hurt you to put an alt tag in there? MS DOS, that's what I am, you lazy fuck.

What microsoft OS are you?

Last time I took this I was Windows 3.1. The scary thing is, this time I thought the answers were more accurate. At least Cleodhna also thinks in a similar way.