"Some witnesses heard Judge apologize for the mess."

"After leaving the train and heading for the stairs up to the station's main lobby, witnesses said, the placenta fell to the platform. Judge turned around, grabbed the afterbirth, put it in her shoulder bag, and headed upstairs."

Joyce M Judge gave birth on a Boston subway train yesterday. The former nurse refused help from her fellow passengers - "They couldn't do anything on the train so I thought it was better to get to the hospital" - and this was, after all, her third child so she reckoned she knew what she was doing.

Still, there's perhaps being too nonchalent. Quoth a witness:

"I saw a head, then full baby fall out from her skirt, hit the floor sideways and slide the length of the doorway, stopping when he bumped up against the next row of seats. Still she stared out the window. Either she didn't know it happened or didn't want to acknowledge it."

Read the full story in the Boston Globe report, via Warren Ellis's blog, Die puny humans.