The anti-virus war continues

Viruses still written by morons

I just got a spam entitled "The UK government hides many secrets of Iraq war! New facts!", sent from the usual anonymous forged nonsense email addresses. Within, HTML mail (entitled "Norton SystemWorks 2003 Software Suite Professional Edition Five Feature-Packed Utilities") which goes as follows:
The sudden death of the government's weapon expert doctor David Kelley, happened on night of 24 of jule, leaves us many riddles. Doctor Kelley, ostensibly, has died of loss of blood, having cut himself a vein on the left hand nearby to own house in a county Oxfordshire. It is simply favourably for the government structures and Blare to distribute this myth in UK! But it's FALSE!
The record dated 20th of June from answering machine of David Kelley is available! It hasn't been showed anywhere before because it is a secret information. After listening of this record you'll know the doctor Kelley had been terrorized by phone for a long time!

Here is a record: DavidKelley.voice

Think over it and make Your choise:
if this government is suitable for you?

Ahem. Kelley? 24th of jule? Blare? (It's Kelly, 17th of July, and Blair, as it happens, as a quick Google search would have told the author.) One of the saving graces of spammers and virus writers is how easy they are to tell, from their complete and utter lack of grasp of the English language.

Oh, and the link goes to a .pif file hosted by some random company. Feh. Looks like so many people are blocking attachments that the most recent new strategy is now to include tantalising links to external websites instead. Bah.