World's worst random name generator

Not based on actual names.

A bunch of spammers just sent me a whole load of identical messages, all from the same email address, but with different names:

Cool O. Poultices
Caryatids K. Pricier
Unseemly Q. Yodeled
Ambience G. Benelux
Handicraft H. Rug
Holloway S. Tapestry
Nothing L. Oppenheimer

You know, if you're going to generate random names in an attempt to persuade people that an email was sent by a real person, not a machine, you should pay attention to your list of first and last names. Make sure they're names that people actually have. Remove adverbs, past participles and fabrics.

Oh, and not send the same email 7 times to the same person.