Post-apocalyptic Backstreet Boys slash fiction

"[...] the idea of the Backstreet Boys plooking each other up the butt is just funny. Sorry, I'm not homophobic, but I picture a choreographic anal sex number and I just break up."

Part of a general roundup of slash fiction (the comments have even more ludicrous stuff). Probably safe for work - it's just text, after all - but may cause images in your mind that you didn't ask for. Via Andrew Ducker.