I've got spam advertising a coat of arms.

And by that I mean to insult Southerners as well.

Got a spam from some random company offering a coat of arms, or something - it came as HTML mail and Entourage, Microsoft's version of Outlook for the Mac (which therefore, the Mac Business Unit not being entirely staffed by fucktards, doesn't suck that much at all), has been configured not to download anything from the Internet within email.

Anyway, it was offering a Kington coat of arms, and below it said: "We stand behind the authenticity of our Coat of Arms and histories. Over 33 years of research have gone into producing them using ancient books and records from around the world."

Pah. Only Americans would think that 33 years is a long time to have been researching geneology and heraldry.