Conan! What Is Best In life?

Warren Ellis has taken to using this headline for all his recent blog posts about extreme body-modding (NSFW, don't click, etc. etc.). For instance:

“Putting hooks through your taint and then pulling a car with it!” “Manually rerouting my urethra!” “Ramming a steel rod through my scrotum and pierced penis, making it look kind of like a dead, impaled baby alien.” “Securing forty large safety pins in the flesh of my arse.”

He categorises these posts as "research material", so apparently it's OK.

And all of these are better than his previous "Don't Look" post - Unless, I suppose, you are very hungry. Ouch.