Name the two Hobbit films

Yes, two.

Making Light's excellent commenters have far too many good ideas that I could possibly quote in a simple blog entry, so just go there and marvel.

My favourite is "Eat, Drink, Hobbit, Hobbit", although a double-bill of "The Hobbit: There" and "The Hobbit: Back Again" sounds promising.

When I looked, they were up to comment #41. I expect them to hit comment #100 - without losing any degree of quality, or being trolled by Ron Paul supporters - within an eye-blink.