Cut out the middle-man

Because, for once, this is a random machine-generated opinion about you that may or may not be accurate, that doesn’t require you to fill it out, I thought I’d jump the gun. Sorry, complete this meme once and for all. In no particular order, and via, perhaps appropriately, Gareth (and, yes, other people - visit his page for in-depth attributions).

cleodhna is energetic.

You’ve got the energy level of a small yip-yap dog. And, much like those dogs, I hope you get run over by an ice cream truck. Yeah, that’s right. I said it.

feorag is intense.

You’re no-nonsense, to the point, working all the time, looking to die an early death in a bathroom somewhere when your body finally gives out. Way to go.

gorak is intense.

You’re no-nonsense, to the point, working all the time, looking to die an early death in a bathroom somewhere when your body finally gives out. Way to go.

mcharleston is worn out.

Sleep when you’re dead! Whether it’s emotionally or physically, you’re exhausted. Have you considered sleeping pills? I took them when I had mono, and they made everything better.

ralphmelton is blah.

I’ve met prosthetic legs with more get-up-and-go than you. Could you be less melancholy and go out and do something?

sethcohen is intense.

You’re no-nonsense, to the point, working all the time, looking to die an early death in a bathroom somewhere when your body finally gives out. Way to go.

shanlon is emotionally distant.

I bet no one’s surprised that you never post your current mood. In fact, I bet most of your friends are so sick of you locking them out of your life that they hate you behind your back. Shame.

thebirdwoman is blah.

I’ve met prosthetic legs with more get-up-and-go than you. Could you be less melancholy and go out and do something?

itchyfidget is happy.

You’re a rosy-cheeked ray of f’ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don’t get you down. Must be nice. Fuschia’s definitely your color.

andrewducker is emotionally distant.

I bet no one’s surprised that you never post your current mood. In fact, I bet most of your friends are so sick of you locking them out of your life that they hate you behind your back. Shame.