Herbert Kornfeld flips out ninja-style
"He flew away, but y'all could tell tha muhfukkah be usin' wires."
The Onion’s Herbert Kornfeld, an Accounts Receivable clerk who, for some reason, talks like a gansta rapper, is apparently now also a ninja:
“That kung-fu is not of mainstream!” he screamed, pickin’ staples outta his face. “Who is teach you such perfidy?”
“My kung-fu incorporate office supplies,” I hissed. “That be my Magic Staple-Gun Punch.”
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