Nasally inserted wake-up kittens
"Captain Morgan is a sweet-natured kitten, who has only one failing. He waits until you're asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose." A brief excerpt from one of Neil Gaiman's recent blog…
“Captain Morgan is a sweet-natured kitten, who has only one failing. He waits until you’re asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose.”
A brief excerpt from one of Neil Gaiman’s recent blog entries. Funny as hell, and a reminder that everyone should read his blog.