The second runner-up was robbed
Everything becomes suggestive when you've been reading enough erotica. Please, God, make it stop.
Boing Boing talks about nerve.com’s bad erotica contest. I was particularly intrigued by the second runner-up’s entry:
[…] he watched the jelly-like movement of her large breasts underneath the flimsy kimono, like murray eels squirming under aquatic sand
It also includes a wonderful Tom Swiftie: “Would you like to see my ass?” she asked cheekily.