Tough decisions to take when your partner dies
"You might keep diamonds made from his ashes. You could keep an urn of ashes or ashes blended in with glass. Or, you can keep an Intimate Memento – You can now have the most private, intimate parts of him that he shared with you - preserved to last forever."
Yes, thanks to a process called “Plastination”, you can have your doctor and/or funeral home remove as much of your dead partner’s penis, testicles, scrotum and/or public scalp after death:
The resulting Intimate Memento is sterile, non-toxic, very durable, and safe to handle and display as you see fit.
Handle as you see fit? Well, stage 6 of the process reads, in part, as follows:
We will then begin the preservation and plastination process. First, more Formalin is injected into the specimen, then if possible, the penis is engorged with Formalin and an attempt is made to erect it to the degree the Executor has requested in the Service Contract.
It’s then mounted on a base and “posed for shelf or wall display”.
There are no pictures on the site, and no testimonials - but, then again, the domain was only registered 10 day ago.
I don’t know who this is aimed at, but if they’re for real, I don’t think it will be long before these people team up with the folks from Real Doll (not safe for work).