You Must Choose

It’s the name of an intruiging Flash-enabled website that asks people questions, found via B3ta.

Most people are not roleplayers.

In one question, there were the following two options:

a) Although painful, you have the super power of being able to snap off your fingers whenever you want, and they’ll grow back within an hour or so. This hurts you just as much as it would if your finger was snapped off and you didn’t have any super powers. You also get a cape.

b) Turns out your dad can actually read minds, and always has been able to since the day he was born.

This obviously depends on whether you think you get on well with your dad. If you hate him, by all means go with the rather stupid a) choice - you end up with a rubbish superpower, which is only any good if you ever need to, over a course of hours, build a model building out of LEGO-type substances that doesn’t trigger DNA-scanning alerts. (What else can you do with having one more finger than you should have, one hour later?)

Whereas choice b) requires you to get on with your dad - which may be hard, right, but if you manage it you’ve immediately got a double act. I’m not saying who’s the super-hero and who’s the side-kick, but it beats working for Safeway, right?

At the moment, snapping your fingers off (a) beats super-hero dad (b) by 53% to 47%.

Morons.