Sam Kington's blog

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"Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent"
230 pages earlier than '"We're not going to use magic," Ron ejaculated loudly.'
"Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)"
From the musical genre that brought you, apparently, "My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart".