First of all, tinpot dictators. (I originally got Slobadan Milosevic, and felt offended that, having decided to be a smart dictator and choose the appropriate choices, I ended up with a description that accused me of being thicker than most dictators. Feh. Then I tried again, and for my perseverance I get this...)
Actually, all the others I saw today were a bit rubbish. That's all for now.
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
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