Microsoft Web Services 1.0 - don't actually make it possible for you to access them, in any conceivable way, over the web.
Recent quality posts from jwz: You must be THIS TALL to touch the mailer (most of the spam he gets is from virus-checkers complaining that someone pretending to be him sent them a virus), "It's like morons have invaded your screensaver" (random livejournal feeds, because your computer has nothing better to do), and this bug report fills me with giddy joy (academic complaining about rude words).
Hally Suitt links to Adam Curry's The Big Lie, and says you should read it, and read it again. I agree. (Read the rest of her blog, while you're at it.)