2003

People, stop thinking Bush is stupid. He’s not. He’s evil. Mar 8

“Bush’s political opponents are caught in a fantasy that they can win against him simply by proving the superiority of their ideas. However, people do not support Bush for the power of his ideas, but out of the despair and desperation in their hearts.”

Is this spam? If so, why? Mar 7

Both why is it spam, and why have they sent it to me?

I found a Halloween costume for my dog, but they don't make it in his size Mar 7

They've got one that would fit Berkeley, though.

Song lyrics Mar 4

Paul Simon is a great musician, and he writes great lyrics. I have discovered this recently.

Helpless Britons appeal to France for "regime change" Mar 3

Give me the source data, damnit Mar 3

What exactly constitues a phallic symbol? Feb 27

Feminists are protesting about giant phallic symbols (including 9-foot snow penises at Harvard University), but fatuously also complaining about missiles. Quite simply: penises don't separate themselves from the body and explode.

The man writes like an angel Feb 24

Which is appropriate for a priest.

The death-knell of fatty food? Feb 14

Healthy eating may be winning against McDonalds - though market forces.

Haven't done a survey for ages Feb 14

I've only 25% a fucktard - which sounds good to me.