I'm getting tired of going from random news article to random news article to find out selective-as-hell transcripts of the Oscar ceremony. Goddamnit, what does it take to find out what Jon Stewart actually said? (BitTorrent links of, frankly, anything - even the whole bloody ceremony - would be welcome at this point.)
Of all the throwaway ceremonies that have no commercial use after a day or two, you would have thought the Oscars would have been a poster child.
