liverjournal.com should have been left alone until someone set up a fork of livejournal featuring only drunkards.
For instance, …an ex-girlfriend once gave me a book called something like “Four American Writers Who Drank Until Their Livers Caught Fire And Slid Out Of Their Bumholes Like Meaty Napalm.” “Brilliant!” I said. “That wasn’t quite the reaction I was hoping for,” she said… (via Warren Ellis - the link crashes Safari consistently, so open in Firefox).