This is how my mind works
This is the sort of thing I'd post to twitter if it wasn't over twitter's character limit.
I’ve just had the best idea ever for a sitcom.
It’s about this otherwise perfectly normal guy, who inexplicably, and hilariously, has to regularly convince people that he is in fact a perfectly normal guy, and not, for some reason, a large flightless bird from New Guinea.
It’s called “What, me cassowary?”