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Not that they’re road signs, but that they’re the wrong road signs.

Embrace the fact that you're a GUI / phone app, not a terminal app

Not just "sorry I didn't get back to you just now; I was cuddling my dog / on the loo / showering"

Unless it's racism, mass-murder, or country dancing.

Part of an occasional series of dog-discovered truths.

Would you notice it if was gone? And would you care?

Also, the American right-wing media is insane.