Life
2009
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.
The only sensible response to disease and mayhem is to make egregious puns.
Part 94 in an occasional series.
Other people make you funnier.
I'm on a train, I have the Internet, and I just banked past a townscape of lights.
An elegant method of transport for a more civilised age.
Things you never thought you had to say until you got dogs.