Jesus is a stalker, says sign

"If there was a Jesus I would like to think of him as being a happy, forgiving kind of fella, who doesn’t judge and occasionally does a magic trick to cheer his mates up."

Richard Herring is staying in a holiday cottage in Woollacombe, and has encountered one of those awful, twee Christian hand-embroidered signs, which in this case reads "Christ is the head of this house, the unseen guest at every meal, the silent listener to every conversation."

Needless to say, he's slightly freaked out. But in a very readable way.