Ontario political battle gets surreal
"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."
Mr. McGuinty smiled broadly when asked to confirm or deny that he eats small pets and comes from outer space.
“I love kittens, and I like puppies too,” he said.
Read the entire thing at the Globe and Mail’s site. Link via Calpundit.