The Canadians apologise
For beating the US at hockey, amongst other things.
On the war against Iraq: “I realise it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different; everyone knew he had weapons.”
They also apologise for “your beer - I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but… we feel your pain.”
See the whole thing in RealMedia (via Boing Boing)