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Democratic opposition in the courts likely.

Technology, and how we fail to get it to work Jan 1

"Online, I am a god who commands the respect and adoration of thousands. Offline, I am a moron who can’t bake bread in a bread machine."

Talk about putting the boot in Jan 1

Peter Carter-Ruck is dead; old enemies ignore obituary rules to slag him off.

Swearing at your teachers may be protected by the First Amendment Jan 1

"Although Mr. xxxxx could have selected a more desirable choice in prose such as "I respectfully dissent" or "I am dissapointed with your attitude, sir, and politely ask you to cease and desist," the use of the words fucker and fucking nonetheless do not amount to criminal conduct in this particular context."

Stupidest film plot ever Jan 1

Stupid big-budget film has plot that requires a bunch of people to travel to the centre of the Earth with a large amount of nukes to "jump-start the planet" after a new weapon goes horribly wrong. Basic physics doesn't even get a look in.

Stupid spam subject headings Jan 1

"BREAK WALLS WITH YOUR BIG COCK"

Stupid mistakes part 94 Jan 1

How one simple endless loop can gum up your entire website.

Spectacularly bad English - am I dealing with a bot? Jan 1

"I will definitely come back again to check out the new improvements that you would be bringing about to the site" - foreigner, clutz or bot?

Spare the human, despoil the spammer Jan 1

If you've sent me mail, don't require me to explicitly confirm that I'm sending you email when I reply.

Slight modification to the RSS feed Jan 1

I modified the RSS feed of this blog slightly to cope with LiveJournal readers subscribing to it. There are now…