Undated

"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."

Howard Dean says he's not that kind of fool.

"Imminent" is a good guideline. We acted when we had to in Bosnia and Kosovo; he could have afforded to wait in Iraq.

The peculiarly British habit of hiding bits of people's names as they get honours.

A quote from a strange small website. Obviously.

In scientific tests, leading US blogger rated as "less trustworthy than the Sun" - "and that's saying a lot", added most focus groups.

Now not, though.

Same old bug.

It depends what the meaning of the word "terrorist" is.

"Captain Morgan is a sweet-natured kitten, who has only one failing. He waits until you're asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose." A brief excerpt from one of Neil Gaiman's recent blog…